Since Memorial Day is the unofficial start of the moving season, I dedicate this song to my friends in the moving industry. Did you know that repeating the phrase “easy does it” while moving large, heavy items—such as armoires and credenzas—helps to reduce drywall abrasions and gouges by as much as forty percent? Fun fact!
I was offered the job on Friday at nine.
They said, “We need to know—make up your mind.”
So I said ‘yes’ with some caveats:
Where in the world is this job at?
Is it cold there? Do they have baseball?
Will you help me move?